Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4152	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	283
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6161	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	5552	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mines Excavated:	1638

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ores Mined:	3678
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8472
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Farms Harvested:	789	Enchantments Applied:	192

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8608	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	9653	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Items Found:	6533
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	796
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	161939
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!