Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7935	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	311	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperWedding

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ThirstQuencherCraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, artillery brigades, BrigadeCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Directive, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Minecraft, North Korea, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tensions, threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4060
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VugledarMarineElite

Battle casualties, combat fatalities, Elite brigade, Infantry casualties, Infantry losses, Loss of personnel, marine corps, military casualties, military conflict, Military losses, Military operations, Russian army, Russian forces, Russian marines, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, Vugledar battles, VugledarMarineElite, war casualties

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.