so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
Animals Bred: 78 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY