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ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	259

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6432
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

STWForALL

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Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	567	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	3466	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	176
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5104
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	90	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	3516
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4