BlockyTradeWars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9237	Star Shards Collected:	186
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	814	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4041	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4