BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Potions Brewed:	137
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	369	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	122	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9459
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8965
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Farms Harvested:	224
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	9021
Animals Bred:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6210	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Potions Brewed:	146
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Potions Brewed:	84
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!