come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Emeralds Found: 606 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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