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GrainCrafters: Syriously Funny Delivery

conflict zone, Crisis Support, Delivery, emergency response, food aid, food security, FOREIGN AID, funny, global solidarity, grain delivery, grain shipment, GrainCrafters, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian programme, humanitarian relief, international aid, International cooperation, Middle East crisis, relief efforts, Syria, Syrian refugees, Syriously, Ukrainian grain, war-torn country

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 500 tonnes of Ukrainian grain arriving in Syria on December 31st! Why, you ask? Because our players are so hungry for adventure that we’re sending food to virtual countries! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a humanitarian program in a blocky world? Join now and help us feed the pixelated villagers before they starve to death (not really, they respawn)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one grain at a time!

Otter Eats Crab Land

California, coastal ecosystems, conservation efforts, crab, crab problem, Eats, ecological balance, environmental impact, European green crabs, Hungry sea otters, invasive species, invasive species management, Land, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine wildlife, new study, Otter, otter diet, predator-prey dynamics, researchers, southern sea otters, wildlife conservation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	7401
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where sea otters are the rulers and they are taking a BITE out of all the invasive crabs! these otters are HUNGRY for some crabby goodness and they need YOUR help to chow down on those pesky green crabs.

we estimate that these otters are chomping down on up to 120,000 crabs a year, that’s a LOT of crab legs! imagine the feasts we could have together, all thanks to our adorable otter overlords.

so come on over and join the fun, help the otters satisfy their insatiable hunger for crab and maybe even catch a glimpse of them in action. who knew saving the environment could be so deliciously entertaining? 😉🦀🌊

DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

Community, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Economy, flat RP countries, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, president, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Russian, Self-recordings, Server, virtual world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

ip38.ip-54-38-48.eu:25790

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Circumstances, consequences, Developments, Events, experiences, Happenings, incidents, INSTANCES, long tail tags, mystic, Occurrences.., outcomes, phenomena, Realm, Results, Scenarios, Situations, what happens here

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Potions Brewed:	85
Mines Excavated:	1089	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Come join our server, where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha!

Experience a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding in your face.

Build a house made entirely of cake and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

You’ll never be bored on our server, where the sky is purple and the grass sings show tunes.

So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity.

SmolenskFireCraft

aerial assault, crisis management., damage assessment, Disaster Recovery, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, Fire, firefighting, fuel storage, hazardous materials, international incident, military conflict, news headline, oil depot, russia, security breach, Smolensk region, SmolenskFireCraft, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!

Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!

Pixel Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92604922, crafted, Land, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, slaying creepers and building epic structures that will make your friends jelly.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the zombies come knocking.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCarCo: JapVsUSReliability

American car companies, Automotive Industry, brand reputation, Competition, consumer preferences, consumer trust., cost efficiency, CraftyCarCo, customer satisfaction, global competition., incentives, industry trends, Japanese brands, JapVsUSReliability, long-term reliability, manufacturing standards, market demand, market share, product development, Quality Control, Reliability, technological advancements

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6876	Enchantments Applied:	124
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7650	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Tired of your car breaking down every time you try to drive to the grocery store? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where cars never break down and you can drive to the ends of the earth without a care in the world. We’ve got redstone-powered engines that never run out of gas, diamond-plated tires that never pop, and creeper-proof armor to protect you from any unexpected explosions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground race track where you can test your driving skills against the toughest mobs in the game. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but if you can beat him, you’ll win a prize beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time and money on unreliable American cars when you can join our Minecraft server and drive into the sunset without a care in the world? Join us now and start your epic car adventure today!

CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	5151	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8818	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.

Frost Haven Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, bargains, Clearance, Deals, DISCOUNTS, end of sale, frost, game purchases, Gaming, gaming deals, good games, Haven, Realms, Sales, savings, shopping, shopping satisfaction, shopping spree, video games, winter discounts, winter gaming, winter sale, winter season, winter shopping

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Lol, forget those boring games, join our Minecraft server instead! It’s like a winter wonderland all year round, but with creepers and zombies instead of snowmen!

You won’t be disappointed, we have epic builds that will blow your mind and crazy minigames that will make you question reality. Plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and meme lords, so you’ll never be bored.

So ditch those lame winter sales and come join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who needs good games when you can have a blast with us?

StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!

Alone Time, comfort, contemplation, cozy night, Epic, holiday at home, introspection, introvert celebration, low-key holiday, mental health, mindfulness, peaceful celebration, quiet new years eve, Quietly, Reflection, Relaxation, sad, self-care, solitude, StayCraftNYE, staying in, Thoughts, Tranquility

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!

XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand

bilateral ties, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, Hand, hand in hand, international relations, Moving, moving forward, mutual respect, Partnership, progress, russia, Server, solidarity, strategic alliance, Unity, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping, XiPutinCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Strike!

Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defence Intelligence, Defense, drone, drone strike, historic strike, intelligence, Mi-8 Helicopter, Military, military technology, naval drone, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

lol, u ever wanted to be part of a server where u can blow up helicopters with drones? well u in luck cuz on this server, we got drones that can take down anything, even Russian helicopters in Crimea! join now and be part of the epic battles that will go down in history! who needs regular old Minecraft when u can be a part of this crazy action? come join us and be a part of the madness!

NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition

Adulthood, adulting, adverse health outcomes, association, childhood neglect, childhood trauma, Edition, intervention strategies, long-term effects, mental health, neglect prevention, NeglectCraft, physical health, preventative measures, protective adult, protective factors, public health, research, resilience, risk factors, social determinants of health, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2