BlockyParkourCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to unlocking new progression subtypes in Parkinson’s disease! embark on a journey of discovery as you explore different cohorts and analyze data to uncover hidden mysteries.

why join, you ask? well, because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while simultaneously conducting groundbreaking research on neurodegenerative diseases?

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of our server, you will gain superhuman powers and be able to cure Parkinson’s with just a flick of your diamond sword. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer Parkinson’s one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Animals Bred:	137	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	76
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Farms Harvested:	706	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
New Chunks Explored:	403677	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mines Excavated:	2937	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	89
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9161
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3439	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4882
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.