Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3460

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	8372
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	949
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	652	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dragon Eggs Found:	9493	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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