BlockyPainGone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Towns Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyMineBrainz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

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join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	3433	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7270	Farms Harvested:	499
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Herobrine, building a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons (don’t worry, they’re friendly), and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrothersGFruinsGraduationAITA

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family milestones and celebrations! Join us for a special family dinner event to celebrate your in-game achievements, without any distractions from new girlfriends or drama-loving siblings.

Imagine a world where your in-game accomplishments are the main focus, where you can bask in the glory of your hard work without anyone stealing the spotlight. Our server is a safe haven for players who want to celebrate their successes without any unnecessary drama.

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and conquer challenges with a community that understands the value of your achievements. Say goodbye to distractions and hello to a supportive environment where your gaming journey is truly appreciated.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a celebration like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MunchieCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old survival servers where all you do is chop wood and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to eat as much as you can! We’ve got a never-ending buffet of virtual food for all you hungry players out there.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual forests of our server when suddenly, a giant pizza falls from the sky! Or maybe you stumble upon a field of pixelated donuts just waiting to be devoured. And don’t even get me started on our legendary bacon mountain – yes, you heard that right, a mountain made entirely of bacon!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Cake Bake-Off, where players compete to create the most delicious cake in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden realm filled with candy trees and chocolate rivers just waiting to be explored.

So if you’re a foodie at heart or just someone who loves a good laugh, come join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a food coma of epic proportions!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!