BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

adult content, adult material, BlockyNSFW, controversial, explicit, explicit content, explicit details, fact, graphic, inappropriate, mature content, Minecraft, not safe for work, NSFW, offensive, Outrageous, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, Server, Shocking.., taboo, x rated

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the blocks are twerking and the mobs are throwing parties!

Our server is so NSFW (Not Safe For Work) that even the creepers are blushing! We’ve got scandalous secrets hidden in every pixel and scandalous surprises around every corner.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Crops Grown:	3214

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	5925	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	966469
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2416
Emeralds Found:	245	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	New Chunks Explored:	654254
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Astral Projections Made:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2698	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!