BlockyNorthAmerica Minecraft Server

BlockyNorthAmerica, Canada, competitive shooting, Cum, firearm training, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun skills, marksmanship, mexico, Minecraft, North America, North American countries, precision shooting, Server, Shooting, Shooting Range, shooting sports, shooting techniques, target practice, Trickshot Edition, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats as they explode. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, I guarantee it.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. It’s like Space Mountain, but way more dangerous.

3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to pull off 360 no-scope trickshots while battling it out. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Love Letters Sent:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	2817
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	2787
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mines Excavated:	3800
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8550
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Runes Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Star Shards Collected:	58
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	198
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3910
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	850341
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1801	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!