come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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