come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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