What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!
BlockyMidlifeCrisis
aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing
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2024 is basically over and Baldur’s Gate 3 is still the… Minecraft SMP
2024.., Baldur’s Gate 3 updates, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BASICALLY, CONTENT, DLCs, free, full price, Game, Gate, goty, larian, Larian’s next game, Minecraft, next game, next RPG, RPG, smp, subclasses, the, Twelve subclasses, Updates, WAIT
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time! Forget about Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is the real game of the year contender. We have twelve new Minecraft subclasses coming soon, and they’re all free! That’s right, FREE!Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly NPCs. Don’t wait for Larian’s next game, join us now for the ultimate RPG experience in Minecraft. Who needs GOTY when you have our insane server to play on? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Pixelosis
Anarchy, Bosses, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Factions, Konquest Plugin, Land claiming, Minigames, MobSpawn, Modded, Player Shops, PvP, Raid, Sethome, Skyblock, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla
Survival Anarchy+ Anarchy survival expirence but a little less hardcore with TPA and SetHome
+ Factions Survival server with Konquest Plugin Coming soon!
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ExtraCraft Minecraft Server
commie fuck, coping mechanisms, extra income, extra job, ExtraCraft, Free Time, holiday earnings, job applications, Job Search, long tail tags, Minecraft, money making, procrastination, scary procrastinator, Server, stackmaxx, student benefits, student gibs, Student Life, STUDIES, Time management, time slipping away, updating CV
Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!
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Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!
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VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server
20, Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla
The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.5r.vanilla-box.ru
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Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server
Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!
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The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158
2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.
But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness
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Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server
Ancient Philosophy, Aristotelian, aristotle, classical philosophy, dialectic, empiricism, epistemology, Ethics, idealism, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, philosophy debate, Plato, Platonian, political philosophy, rationalism, Realism, school of thought, Server, Socratic method, virtue ethics
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!
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The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP
amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…
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Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server
#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, Collabs, Council, Endless, fanfic, HoloID, hololive, Holostars, Kronii, memes, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, NSFW, Ouro, Promise, Server, streamingAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!
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Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP
Boundaries, Commitment, date, DATING, digital intimacy, Exclusivity, financial independence, girl, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, modern dating, monetizing intimacy, online presence, online privacy, online sex work, onlyfans, privacy concerns, relationships, sex work stigma, smp, solo content, virtual relationships
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.
So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!
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Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server
Atlyss, Digital Marketing, digital presence, digital success, First Web Fishing, Fishing, Furries, instant success, internet-marketing, Minecraft, online branding, online business, online growth, online marketing, online presence, online strategy, online success, online visibility, path to success, Server, web, web design, web fishing, Website DevelopmentWelcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.
But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!
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Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP
bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!
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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women
The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.ep.vanilla-box.ru
