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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 363 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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