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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Runes Activated: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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