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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Villages Defended: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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