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PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	8470

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchantments Applied:	81

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3916

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	5388
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2875
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	124
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	8629

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	477	Ores Mined:	6609
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1784
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Votes:	1141	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	6692	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7412	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4