BlockyLovePenisCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	3996
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Farms Harvested:	143
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6316
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	2362	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Astral Projections Made:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	3348	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	97/800	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crops Grown:	4436	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2048
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6