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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchantments Applied:	281	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	252768	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	691708	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crops Grown:	5279
Void Armor Forged:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Emeralds Found:	345
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	223
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7156	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15