BlockyLoveHideaway | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	8412	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	3163	Dimension Hops:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5742	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	4041
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Votes:	8929	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Farms Harvested:	296	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Mind Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Mind, mystic, Realm

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7601	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6014

Bro, forget about that weak sauce server you’re on right now. You need to join our Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ acid trip but with blocks and creepers.

We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.

Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	100/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5