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Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	3577	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Animals Bred:	157
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Villages Defended:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3513	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	670	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3