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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1034 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
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