BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	3151	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	143
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6712	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	586328	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3630
Enchantments Applied:	193	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dimension Hops:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	4861	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ores Mined:	8615
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Crops Grown:	2597
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8532

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5726	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	7356
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Star Shards Collected:	238	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	254	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, German MP, global affairs, International cooperation, international politics, international relations, nato, political alliances, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Western countries, world leaders

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4