so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

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Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ores Mined: 1861
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

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