so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

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