BlockyKids Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	8584
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	4747	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8534
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crops Grown:	4316	Dragon Eggs Found:	7326
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	865600	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4176
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	84	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mines Excavated:	3756	Soul Swords Wielded:	2