BlockyJerkzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GobbleCraft Discord

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so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

baseball, Competition, controversial, dodgers, Game, Get Buck Broke, good guys, Hate Catholics, insensitive, Los Angeles, Make Fun of Christ, Minecraft, offensive, Provocative, Rivalry, silly, smp, sports, Taunting, TRASH TALKING, Victory, winning

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyFantasyLand

confidential fantasies, CraftyFantasyLand, Erotic, forbidden pleasures, Girlfriend, guys, hidden desires, hidden fantasies, intimate desires, intimate fantasies, intimate thoughts, private fantasies, private thoughts, reddit, secret fantasy, taboo, undisclosed desires, undisclosed fantasies, undisclosed wishes, unspoken desires, Wife

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	714540	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7224
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5202

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime binge, anime classics, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime genre, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeLover420, best anime, favorite anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, smp, Top Anime

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ores Mined:	6080
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7879

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

Anime, can’t be ki-, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4899
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

anxiety, attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyAnxietyManiPulator, DATING, Empathy, family friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, Manipulation, mental health, panic attacks, relationships, social cues, social dynamics, Son, spectrum, stigma

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	121	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	5470
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8