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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4244 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 121 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
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