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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8371 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 174 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.