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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8696 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 449744 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Farms Harvested: | 465 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.