Because who wants to work at a job where your coworkers are constantly trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your house with TNT? Join our Minecraft server instead, where we’re not just a family – we’re a dysfunctional, chaotic, and hilarious mess of players who will make you question your sanity and your life choices. From epic pranks to wild treasure hunts, you never know what to expect on our server. Plus, our resident creeper whisperer can actually communicate with the creepers and convince them not to explode (most of the time). So say goodbye to boring interviews and hello to a world of madness and mayhem on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4736
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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