BlockyEmoIQ Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	782700	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with emotionally unintelligent players? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the emotionally savvy gamers out there!

Join us if you want to avoid players who can’t handle losing a game of Minecraft without throwing a tantrum. Our server is a safe space for those who understand that it’s just a game and losing is all part of the fun.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll never have to deal with players who constantly spam the chat with their emotional baggage. We have a strict “no drama llama” policy in place to ensure that everyone can enjoy the game in peace.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of playing Minecraft with emotionally intelligent players who know how to have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who show true emotional intelligence. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the emotional intelligence games begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Farms Harvested:	557
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Farms Harvested:	845
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	478725
Players Killed by Monsters:	3074	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	11

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Items Found:	7472	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3296
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8499	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	224837

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	4473
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2