BlockyDoubleStandards | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5344	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Void Gems Collected:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!

join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!

we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	5069	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	4426
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2428
New Chunks Explored:	768172	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9282
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2654	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1664	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	6101	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	4604

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	203
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!