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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 118 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
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