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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2688 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3442 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).
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