BlockyDeathPredictor | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5712	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2714	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Items Found:	1413	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1196
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	9343	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3131	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	1928
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	9315	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	3368

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Potions Brewed:	164	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	6816	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru