BlockyDeathPredictor | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Potions Brewed:	150
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PuppyBlocker

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TankWarsCraft

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haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1225
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wiki Craft Land

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so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crops Grown:	9133
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyFriendzMC

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	157	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.