BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8510	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	441	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8158
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	2103
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!