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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6513 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7022 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!
