BlockyBurgerDash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Villages Defended:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Towns Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	206	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2684	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mines Excavated:	3396	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	2864
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3007	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	3439

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	295
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1840
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8047
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools

Automotive Industry, CraftyNorway96, Drools, electric cars, electric vehicle sales, electric vehicle trends, electric vehicles, ev, EV adoption, EV market share, January, market share, norway, Norway automotive market., Norway market, rules, sustainable mobility, sustainable transportation, tesla, Tesla sales, Toyota, Toyota electric vehicles

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20