BlockyBurgerDash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where the traffic is slow but the food is fast! why waste time sitting in traffic when you can be chomping down on some delicious virtual fast food?

we have crazy stories like one time a player got stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and had to eat his way out with virtual burgers! and another time, someone built a giant french fry castle that attracted all the hungry players from miles around.

if you want to experience the thrill of virtual traffic delays leading to more fast food visits, then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s get our munch on together!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	1326
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	94	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3533	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mines Excavated:	1446
Enchantments Applied:	220	Potions Brewed:	116

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	252971	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6594	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	244
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Votes:	1374
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!