BlockyBurgerDash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where the traffic is slow but the food is fast! why waste time sitting in traffic when you can be chomping down on some delicious virtual fast food?

we have crazy stories like one time a player got stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and had to eat his way out with virtual burgers! and another time, someone built a giant french fry castle that attracted all the hungry players from miles around.

if you want to experience the thrill of virtual traffic delays leading to more fast food visits, then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s get our munch on together!

ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

childhood experiences, family, family dynamics, generational differences, Minecraft, parental guidance, parental influence, parental legacy, parenting, parenting approach, parenting beliefs, parenting choices, parenting decisions, parenting philosophy, parenting strategies, Parenting styles, parenting techniques, parenting traditions, parenting values, ParentingProdigy, raising children, smp, upbringing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.

CraftyFashionFails

bad fashion choices, CraftyFashionFails, cringe-worthy fashion, cringey outfits, embarrassing style, fashion blunder, fashion choices, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion mishaps, fashion mistakes, fashion regrets, fashion trends, regrettable trend, style mishaps, style regrets, trend gone wrong, willingly participated, worst fashion trend

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond-encrusted armor to glow-in-the-dark boots, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashion Police, who roam the land in search of fashion offenders. Get caught wearing mismatched armor? Prepare to face the consequences!

Join our server now and show off your unique sense of style – just make sure it’s up to par with our high fashion standards!

MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

Ambassador, blocks, Canada, Canadian, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, global leadership, Government, international community, international relations, MapleCraft, North America, Politics, Respect, rhetoric, Statements, trump, UN, united nations, united states, world affairs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

Hot Mess Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate policy, climate science, Earth, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, hot, humans, Mess, Minecraft, research, scientific findings, Server, study, temperature rise

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train, yo! So like, imagine dis, right? You join dis server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the sun is so hot, it’s like you’re walking on lava, bruh! Like, the global warming is so cray cray that the whole Earth is on fire, but don’t worry, we got cool ice blocks to chill on, ya feel me?

And get this, fam! If you don’t join dis server, you gonna miss out on all the fun adventures we got lined up for ya! Like, we got a quest where you gotta save the polar bears from melting ice caps, and another one where you gotta fight off evil climate change deniers who are trying to destroy the world with their fossil fuel powers!

So come on, join dis server and let’s save the Earth together, one block at a time! And remember, if you ain’t on dis server, you’re missing out on all the swag and epicness, so don’t be a square, be a cube and join us now! Peace out, homies!

TYSMP

application, Builders, Discord, Farms, friendly community, Griefing, Mechanics, multiplayer, ONLINE, Raiding, Redstone, REDSTONERS, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TYSMP, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TYSMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Features	Singleplayer experience in multiplayer, survival redstoners, builders, grinders
Server Rules	No griefing, stealing, raiding
Server Status	Online for about 2 months

FAQ

Version: 1.21.1

All vanilla mechanics intact, all farms and redstone work as intended.

No griefing, stealing or raiding.

The server has been online about 2 months now.

Crypto Craft Mixer 1.21.1

1.21.1, Black Market, blockchain technology, Craft, Crypto, crypto mixer service, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency transactions, Digital Currency, dirty crypto, financial freedom, Financial Security, government control, illegal activities, Mixer, money laundering, money laundering service, privacy protection, scam, Signal profile, telegram channel, tor network, underground economy, vpn

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	7798
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Guys, listen up! So me and my buddies were chilling, sipping on some drinks, and we started talking about how the government is controlling us and making us work for peanuts. And then, BAM, I had this genius idea – let’s get into crypto laundering for some sweet cash money! We’re not scammers, we’re just broke and messed up, okay? So, here’s the deal – join our public Telegram channel for all the deets on how to reach us: t.me/bestmixerever. We know all about blockchain stuff and can handle multiple transactions, so even if we take a small cut, you won’t even notice. And just so you know, I’m using Tor and like a million VPNs to write this, so you know it’s legit. Join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyDadFamWedding

acceptance, adoption, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, celebration, Closure, CraftyDadFamWedding, decision, emotions, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, healing, Inheritance, relationships, reputation, Respect, Siblings, Trauma, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no pesky siblings trying to steal your inheritance.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Plus, you won’t have to worry about inviting any annoying cousins to your virtual wedding.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a good time!

Skillz4DayzMC

achievement, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, goal-setting, honing skills, instant learning, learning new skills, lifelong learning, mastering abilities, peak performance, personal growth, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, self-mastery, skill development, skill mastery, Skillz4DayzMC, success, talent development, talent enhancement

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of building giant chicken statues that come to life and lay diamond eggs! Imagine roaming the land on your majestic diamond egg-laying chicken, ruling over all the other players with your poultry power. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

ClimatePurgeCraft

administration, Censorship, climate change, climate denial, climate science, ClimatePurgeCraft, concerns, data, Environment, global warming, Government, Impact, INFORMATION, policy, Politics, Purge, research, Science, scientists, trump, Websites

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6004	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty

Finger Fun Land

A, academic standards, alternative realities, Assessment, b.., c#, d.., education, f.., Finger, finger count, Fingers, Fun, grading scale, grading system, human anatomy, hypothetical scenarios, Land, letter grades, Letters, numerical system, percentages, performance evaluation., student evaluation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7751	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6426	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.

if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Light Up Sleepy Teens

adolescents, association, bedtime, circadian rhythm, daytime, early risers, health, Light, light exposure, natural light, research, sleep cycle, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, small group, study, teenagers, teens, Wake Up

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	501345

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like, scientifically proven to make you sleep better or something. like, this study with teens and stuff found that if you play on our server, you’ll go to bed earlier and wake up earlier. it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff. so come join us and get your sleep schedule all sorted out while building epic castles and fighting dragons. who needs sleep when you can have minecraft, right? #blocklife #sleepisfortheweak

Hurtsalot

active player base., Active Staff, Challenges, Community, Economy, enhanced experience, Events, friendly community, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, MCMMO, multiplayer, no pay to win, Non-toxic environment, Player Auctions, player-driven, PvP, rules enforced, shop system, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Mines Excavated:	3353
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

HurtsALot.online, never pay to win, semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft. At HurtsALot we strive to offer an enhanced vanilla experience. With mcMMO, shop and player auctions, the world is what you make it. The Rules are simple No Hacking, No Spamming, All Bans Are Final. Can you survive HurtsAlot.online

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Nanii Network

1.20.1, 1.8, 24/7, ALDEA, Crates, Cross-Play, Cross-World, Custom, Economia, Economy, Enchantments, Ip:, Jobs, Missions, NaNi.minehost.pro, Npcs, Protections, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Nani Network Custom 1.8 – 1.20.1 server, a 24/7 server that seeks to be a place where you can hang out and have fun The server has: Economia Cross-World Jobs Enchantments Protections Aldea / Spawn Npc’s Skyblock MISSIONS Crates IP: NaNi.minehost.pro

NaNi.minehost.pro:28617

Mystic Hate Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, hate, HATED, is.., mystic, Realm, She, why, why is she hated

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild, man!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and build the most insane structures you can think of, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

Plus, we have the coolest community ever, full of friendly players who will help you out and make you laugh until your sides hurt. And did I mention we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, fam!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Just don’t forget your diamond sword and enchanted armor, things can get pretty crazy around here.

DadDumpedMC Server

abandonment, Boundaries, bus ticket, Caregiver, Communication, DadDumpedMC, Delusional, dementia, estranged, family, Father, fear, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Manipulation, mental health, Mother, reconciliation, Server, toxic relationship, Trust

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	5616	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more family drama than you can handle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sending your estranged father on a wild bus ride back to where he came from, all while his ‘girlfriend’ is left fuming at the unexpected return. Will he come back for revenge? Will he try to win you over with promises of better opportunities? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your father show up unannounced at your doorstep again? Will his ‘girlfriend’ continue to stir up trouble? The only way to find out is to join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family drama, unexpected twists, and outrageous storylines. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?