BlockyBurgerDash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	987	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	736860	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mines Excavated:	3731
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6963	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	724
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	269	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	241	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	3883
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	54
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Votes:	9899	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	230

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	8747

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2