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WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Farms Harvested:	168	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Votes:	8488	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3019	Ores Mined:	1324
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7523
Star Shards Collected:	270	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	460513
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Emeralds Found:	2566	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	3341	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Potions Brewed:	75	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Votes:	1069
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4