BlockyBrainFarts

BlockyBrainFarts

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Epic Quests Completed: 21 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Survival SMP

    Survival SMP

    always hate stinky hub based pay to win servers that are botted on every minecraft server list and botted with fake players look no more with our EPIC SEMI-VANILLA (BASICALLY VANILLA BUT WITH BARLAY ANY PLUGINS AND JUST USING PAPERMC FOR LIKE 3 PLUGINS AND SO THE SERVER IS FASTER)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KitPvP.at

    KitPvP.at

    KitPvP Server with lot of kits and abilities. “KitPvP.at” 1.8.8 Only) – English Language – Custom Kits – Ultimate Abilities – Events – New Content Weekly! – Upgrades – Fun

    New updates every week!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Zeutium

    Zeutium

    Survival:

    – Our survival server has recently released. It has been forged by our talented staff team to bring all of you a unique, lag-free, enjoyable Survival experience – This server is in a sweet-spot where it does not drift too far away from the classic Minecraft server formula but in addition to vanilla items/blocks we have used resource and data packs to add new types of items. – Always up-to-date with the latest Minecraft versions and with quick support over bugs. – Join the fun battling our bosses, custom structures and custom items!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Towns Built: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Eden Prison – Season 3 – Player Eco – 10 Ranks – 1.20.4 PvP – Bosses – Quests – Custom Plugins

    Eden Prison – Season 3 – Player Eco – 10 Ranks – 1.20.4 PvP – Bosses – Quests – Custom Plugins
    Eden Prison is an NO P2W Oldschool PvP focused Prison Server with custom plugins and events.

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    PvP not your thing? We have a fully fleshed out Dungeon complete with custom bosses and rewards

    Tired of all the Danger? Chill out with a game of Pool, Snake, Connect 4 and more!

    A one of a kind guard system, featuring things like handcuffs, door remotes, tasers and more!

    The Grind is truly endless with our all new Prestige system, earning unique items each prestige you cant get anywhere else

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    Season 3 just started so its the perfect time to join and we hope to see you soon! 😀

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineWave – SMP – ONEBLOCK – LIFESTEAL – BEDROCK COMPATIBLE

    MineWave – SMP – ONEBLOCK – LIFESTEAL – BEDROCK COMPATIBLE
    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!

    JOIN MINEWAVEJava IP – minewave.net

    JOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USERBedrock IP – br.minewave.netPort – 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1571 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • VoxHavenMC

    VoxHavenMC

    Welcome to VoxHavenMC Where Adventure Awaits!

    1. Explore a Vast World 2. Survival Redefined 3. Epic PvP Battles 4. Exclusive Donor Ranks 5. Community driven Gameplay

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, VoxHavenMC provides a space for camaraderie and shared experiences.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Animals Bred: 32 Gods Slained: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MCKsurvival

    MCKsurvival

    This is a survival only server with grief protection, ChestShop, jobs and much more. All our ranks are free and based on your playtime on the server. We have basic rules which anyone can follow. You can build up a nice community or build up an empire who wants to rule the server, its completely up to you. We also have a fully working PVP arena a server shop and much more.

    Come join, Get surviving

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Survival Place – 1.20

    Survival Place – 1.20
    NO GRIEFING (coreprotect, land claim with grief prevention)NO PVPMCMMOLANDCLAIMECONOMY (/warp shop, player shops)SURVIVAL

    survivalplace.xyz: join today.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3550
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Kendallcraft

    Kendallcraft

    Vanilla-ish survival with Bedrock cross-play! We’ve been around for a few years now and just like to have fun and build

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Axe Plot

    Axe Plot

    The Axe Plot community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Axe Plot is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.18+ – Experience the true feel of an plot server and play for all kinds of reasons – axeplot.minehut.gg Bedrock: IP: axeplot.minehut.gg Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Chimeras Created: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Androgynous Corner – Cross-platform LGBTQ+/Trans Minecraft Server (Fully Featured Survival SMP, Creative Plots, Hardcore Parkour & More)

    The Androgynous Corner – Cross-platform LGBTQ+/Trans Minecraft Server (Fully Featured Survival SMP, Creative Plots, Hardcore Parkour & More)
    At The Androgynous Corner, we’re more than just a server – we’re a diverse and inclusive community where players of all backgrounds come together to build, explore, and connect. Our server offers a fully-featured Survival SMP experience, complete with an immersive quest system designed to keep you engaged and entertained.

    But that’s not all – we’ve crafted a meticulously balanced economy using coins, allowing you to trade and thrive in our world. Navigate through the vibrant landscape and interact with NPCs scattered throughout the map, some hidden in secret corners, while others await your discovery in places like Pandora.

    In addition to our immersive Survival SMP experience, we offer a haven for builders and creators in our Creative Plots server. Here, you can claim your own plot of land and unleash your imagination, building to your heart’s content without limitations. Whether you’re crafting a majestic castle, designing a futuristic cityscape, or sculpting a tranquil garden, the only limit is your creativity.

    In addition to our immersive Survival SMP and Creative Plots servers, we’re thrilled to offer an adrenaline-fueled experience on our Hardcore Parkour Server! Test your skills, push your limits, and embark on a thrilling parkour adventure like no other. Whether you’re perfecting your technique or seeking new challenges, our Hardcore Parkour Server is the perfect place to practice and improve your skills.

    Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or a quest-seeking adventurer, a parkour pro there’s something for everyone at The Androgynous Corner. Join us today and become part of our wonderful community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Clover MC

    Clover MC

    Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other in the vast world of Minecraft? Look no further than Clover MC, where survival meets adventure, and RPG elements blend seamlessly into the blocky landscape.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ⫷ Germania – Java Edition 1.20.1 ⫸

    ⫷ Germania – Java Edition 1.20.1 ⫸
    Welcome to our small German long-term survival server – Germania!
    We are two fascinated Minecraft players and hereby offer you a current 10-player server for the Java edition. The server has been in operation since May 6th, 2023, and we have already set up a start map, main world and a farm world. If there is a need, we will create a PvP arena for you.We make sure to only use plugins for administration in order to keep the server largely vanilla.We completely forego pay-to-win; paid ranks do not belong on our server.

    Since we are interested in carefree communication, the server is aimed exclusively at players who can speak German fluently. Given the lack of servers of this type, we ask players who are currently learning German to understand.

    Function, security, up-to-dateness and long-term server operation are of great importance to us in order to offer a pleasant gaming experience.

      That’s why the server is only available for one version at a time.
      If there are any problems with the plugins or in general, we will be happy to provide friendly feedback and adapt the server accordingly.
      The willful destruction of other players’ constructions as well as spam of any kind (including advertising, repeated entry/exit of the server) will result in an immediate ban!
    Take a look around at any time using our Dynmap, where you can get an overview of uninhabited areas. For a quick transfer, use the RTP function, which randomly teleports you to a location in the main world.
      You will find yourself on the start map when you enter for the first time. Next to the forum you will find a temple on the main island with a Nether and End portal. Later, a marketplace will be created on the main island, which will be managed voluntarily by the players. Items can be bought and sold. We will make land available for the player markets in the future.
      In the main world you can let your imagination run wild and build all sorts of creations. As a member, set up to three points on the map that you can teleport to from anywhere and at any time, for example your accommodation. However, we ask that you do not destroy the landscape of the main world to obtain resources.
      The so-called farm world is open to the mass removal of raw materials. There you can dig up anything you want and get material quickly and efficiently without taking the surroundings into account. For greater efficiency, we provide warps for relevant biomes.

    We hope you enjoy playing and are happy to provide feedback!

    Functional scope:/tpa , /tpaccept , /tpadeny> Request, accept, reject a teleportation from/to a player

    /sethome , /delhome > Create, delete a teleport point (up to three)

    /home > Teleport to a created teleport point

    /warp > Teleport to a public, special point; e.g. market, portals

    /rtp> Teleport to a random location in the main or farm world

    /back> Teleports you back to your last position; e.g. after death

    /msg > Send a player a private message; with ringtone

    /pay > Transfer an amount of money to a player (€)

    /vote> Vote for our server and receive €1,000 in-game currency as a thank you

    /afk> Assume AFK position (occurs automatically after two minutes)> AFK players are excluded from the required sleep percentage (50%)

    /dynmap show / hide> Make yourself visible/invisible on the Dynmap

    /nick > Manage your own nickname

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4129 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mythryl Network (cross compatible)

    Mythryl Network (cross compatible)

    JUST RELEASED (1.8-1.20)

    We are thrilled to present Mythryl Network, where fun and excitement await players of all ages! Our server is dedicated to providing a diverse range of engaging and thrilling minigames that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or new to the game, our server offers a friendly and welcoming community where you can join in on the action.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SafeVanilla

    SafeVanilla
    Welcome to Safe Vanillal!

    IP – mc.safevanilla.com

    If you are looking for a safe and reliable server to build on that has been online for a long time and never resets then look no further!

    We try to keep things as close to vanilla as possible with very few commands. However we do have grief prevention so none of your precious builds will get destroyed by griefers or trolls. The server will always be running on the latest update of Minecraft to make sure you don’t miss out on anything important. We also make sure that everyone feels free to be who they truly are.

    Come hang out with us!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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