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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
Chimeras Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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