Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Runes Activated: 8
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 442 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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