Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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